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Why the World Series?
Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why is it called the World Series if only North American teams can play?”
Disgruntled frankfurter maker.
Howard: What do you call a disgruntled frankfurter maker? Suzan: Beats me. Howard: Someone who doesn’t “relish” his job!
“How to Rank Up in Scouting”
A book never written: “How to Rank Up in Scouting” by Ed Vance.
Worse than being a five-ton witch.
Chris: What’s worse than being a five-ton witch? Jill: No clue. Hit me with it. Chris: Being her broom!
Daffynition: Olympiads
Daffynition: Olympiads—Commercials shown during the Summer and Winter Games.
Astronaut Mickey Mouse.
Jason: Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Will: Beats me. Jason: He wanted to visit Pluto!
“Perfect Peanuts”
A book never written: “Perfect Peanuts” by Ella Fant.
The nickel’s bad joke.
Zach: What did the dime say to the nickel after it told a bad joke? Sarah: I don’t know. Zach: “That didn’t make cents.”
A tired skeleton.
Gavin: What do you call a tired skeleton? Connor: Beats me. Gavin: The “grim sleeper.”
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ken.
Hayden: Knock, knock. Chris: Who’s there? Hayden: Ken. Chris: Ken, who? Hayden: Ken you just open the door, please?